Right, fine, so technically they aren’t all wearing tank tops in the above image. But I think, deep down, in spirit they are. Goodness, I had forgotten how much I loved seeing the ladies of the United States Women’s National Team all over the place. So consider this a little refresher for everyone. Plus, you know, who can resist a good tank top – even if only in spirit.
Beyoncé
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Technically, this is a swimsuit. But, as I always say, a swimsuit is just a tank top that doesn’t know when to stop.
Alycia Debnam-Carey
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Technically, this is a muscle shirt. But, girl, the boots more than make up for that.
Zoe Kravitz
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Technically, this is a camisole. But, we all know, a camisole is just a tank top that wants to Netflix and chill.
Brandi Carlile
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Technically, this is a vest. But, duh, that makes it even gayer.
Pink
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Technically, this is just netting. But, please, like you’re complaining.
Winona Ryder
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Technically, this is overalls. But, yeah, overalls.
Christine and the Queens
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Technically, this is really a tank top. But, I told you, I am just really into her music right now.
Technically, this is a swimsuit. But, as I always say, a swimsuit is just a tank top that doesn’t know when to stop.
Alycia Debnam-Carey
Technically, this is a muscle shirt. But, girl, the boots more than make up for that.
Zoe Kravitz
Technically, this is a camisole. But, we all know, a camisole is just a tank top that wants to Netflix and chill.
Brandi Carlile
Technically, this is a vest. But, duh, that makes it even gayer.
Pink
Technically, this is just netting. But, please, like you’re complaining.
Winona Ryder
Technically, this is overalls. But, yeah, overalls.
Christine and the Queens
Technically, this is really a tank top. But, I told you, I am just really into her music right now.