Merry Merry, Happy Happy
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. May your day be nothing but merry and bright. To get you into the spirit please enjoy Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings singing some holiday carols (though, alas,...
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Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas, kittens? Well, if not, here is something to belatedly full your stocking. The trailer for “Men in Black: International” should just be renamed “Tessa...
View ArticleThat's So Dench
I hope you have seen “The Favourite” at this point. Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone were spectacular in it (as, of course, was the sublime Olivia Colman). Another delight is hearing Rachel explain British...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
As enduring all those truly terrible comments (and some that continue to trickle in) on my post about AfterEllen’s two-year turn descent into full-on transphobia, please enjoy this advertisement from...
View ArticleBest of 20GayTeen
Well, kittens, we made it another lap around the sun together. 20GayTeen lived up to its name, and then some. And what another crazy, crazy, super fucking crazy year it was. Personally, wonderful...
View ArticleCarol Lange Syne
Welcome to 2019. May it be better than 2018. May it be fairer than 2018. May it be kinder than 2018. May it be gayer than 2018. In short, may the Harges and Richards and other awful men of the world be...
View Article20LezTeen
How do I know 2019 is going to be a good and gay year at the movies? Mainstream Hollywood is giving us Bisexuals in Black, Terminator: San Junipero and Captain Marvel-ous, but there will be at least...
View ArticleUnder My Umbrella
Look, I don’t know fully what “The Umbrella Academy” is all about. But I know it has supernatural events, Ellen Page and Mary J. Blige as a suit-wearing assassin all together in a new show. So, yep I’m...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
The first crush of 2019 is not a new crush. But she is an eternal crush – an eternal crush who now rocks thigh-high glitter boots. HELLO. I have never missed the Obamas more than at this political...
View ArticleSGALGG: Golden Globes Edition
True story: My power went out about an hour into the Golden Globes and didn’t come back until just a few minutes before the show ended. So I had to catch a repeat to watch the second half. It was a lot...
View ArticleGillian Education
Imagine if Gillian Anderson wanted you for sex…therapy. And she had a British accent and this haircut. Yowza, I think I can work up some sexual dysfunction is she was my therapist. The new British...
View ArticleCongresswoman Crush Wednesday
So last Thursday was a good day for America. The 116th Congress was sworn in and we took a giant step toward becoming that more perfect union. How? By looking a whole lot more like our entire union....
View ArticleWhere In the World Is Blanchett
Look, any year with a new, interesting Cate Blanchett movie can’t be all bad, right? I haven’t read the book “Where’d You Go, Bernadette.” But the movie looks fun, in a reverse Walter Mitty kind of...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
How do I love Sandra Oh? Let me count at least seven ways. One, she was the first person of Asian descent to host a major award show, as co-host of the Golden Globes last weekend. Two, she was the...
View ArticleDoll Parts
Look, if there is anyone I’d like to watch die over-and-over-and-over again it would definitely be Donald Trump. But if there is someone who I would like to watch die over-and-over-and-over again but...
View ArticleMandatory Sex Ed
Well, that was fun. Now, I was inclined to watch “Sex Education” already because a) Gillian Anderson, and b) Gillian Anderson with an English accent, and c) Gillian Anderson with an English accent...
View ArticleA Close Shave
As you kittens well know, I’m all about the ladies here at Surrenders. But that doesn’t mean I hate men. Sure, maybe I hate some men – but, you know, not all men. *tips hat in feminism* Still for women...
View ArticleA Strapping Blanchett
It has come to my lesbian attention that Cate Balnchett is in a new play where, if Twitter is to be believed, she walks around half-naked while wearing a strap-on and kisses at least one woman. I JUST...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
View this post on InstagramA post shared by CARDIVENOM (@iamcardib) on Jan 16, 2019 at 2:41pm PSTWhat Cardi B said. All of it. Happy weekend, all.
View ArticleLearn From the Past/Present
Look, I’m not one of those people who believes we’re all living in some sort of simulation/The Matrix or anything. But it’s difficult to not think there are, perhaps, parallel universes present which...
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