Behind the Orange
Did you know Jodie Foster directed the second season premiere of “Orange Is the New Black?” (She also directed the third episode, “Lesbian Request Denied,” of the first season). And, yes, I saw you in...
View ArticleThe second time around
“Everything is different, the second time around.”Different, yeah. Better, fuck yeah. Welcome back, “Orange Is the New Black.” Like many of you, I spent this past weekend wolfing down the second season...
View ArticleHair Today, Tony Tomorrow
I hate Tony’s hair. There, I said it. It’s awful It’s beyond awful. It’s The Awful. It’s the one thing on “Orphan Black” I feel has been a genuine misstep. Have I mentioned it’s awful. This is nothing...
View ArticleA little something off the side, please
Is there a word to describe extreme sexual attraction to the side of someone’s head? Wait, don’t tell me – there probably is. Perverts. But, come on, just look at Natalie Dormer’s magnificently shaved...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Those French Canadians, eh. In the presence of a Québécoise like Evelyne Brochu we all turn into a lovesick “pauvre petit chiot.” As Delphine Cormier, Evelyne has stolen our hearts, despite our heads...
View ArticleOrange Is the New Vagina Euphemism
Well, the tribe has spoken. And what it said is, yes, more “Orange Is the New Black” talk. So, I plan to do some recaps for this season. But, as noted, because of the unorthodox season release (namely,...
View ArticleTank Top Tuesday: Back to Basics
Like Amy Poehler, I will always say “Yes please!” to a plain white tank top. While there are endless variations on a classic, sometimes going back to basics is the best. So let’s do just that. Plain...
View ArticleWomen of Thrones
OK, let’s talk about “Game of Thrones” again. I will say, after the Cersei and Jaime/Caster’s Keep horribleness of early and midseason, Season 4 got a lot less rapey. So, um, huzzah – or something....
View ArticleThe Subtext Games
Before we start this new season, let us start with that promo. You know the one. The one that seems like a Rizzles fanvid instead of an official TNT preview. I’ll be honest, it makes me grind my teeth....
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
It’s in the eyes. Eva Green’s eyes are everything. They’re huge, but not in that doe-eyed way of ingénues. Instead they pierce through everything with their unblinking blue. They smolder, like Eva...
View ArticleOrphanpalooza
WHATTHEFUCKHOLYSHITCHEESUSANDCRACKERSTHATTWIST.[Goes without saying, but still I have to say it: SPOILER ALERT for the “Orphan Black” finale]*low whistle* So, yeah. How about them cloned apples? I did...
View ArticleStick a fork in it
Oooof. I don’t know why I do these things. But, ever the masochist, I plan to watch the final season of “True Blood” through grinding teeth. The show has been a carnival of ridiculousness for far too...
View ArticleLost, Girl
Fandom is hard work, yo. So, on Monday, I put up a little post of AfterEllen of an exclusive unused extra from the “Lost Girl” Season 4 DVD set. It featured Zoie Palmer being lovely, per usual. And it...
View ArticleBack home again in Indiana
Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that my home state’s ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional. So now, in Indiana, one of the reddest of red states in the union, gays and lesbians began saying “I...
View ArticleMy Weekend Pride
It’s Pride Weekend here. Which means rainbow everything and the perpetual thump-thump-thump of happy gays shaking what their mamas and papas (or two mamas or two papas) gave them. This year, for only...
View ArticleFollow your Kacey
Get More: I generally dislike Katy Perry. My reasons have been well documented and also lesbians HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN that “I Kissed A Girl” shit. But she’s had some admittedly catchy songs and I liked...
View ArticleJust More Beaver Talk
So coming off a mini-vacation this past weekend (yes, the oysters were delicious), I’m back to thinking about all things gay. Just kidding, I never take a vacation from all things gay (hence the...
View ArticleLet Them Take a Selfie
I am not a fan of selfies. Granted, I like other people’s selfies. But for myself, eh. Call it the residual effects of Shy Kid Syndrome. But, holy reverse camera, was I happy to see this selfie. Susan...
View ArticleEt tu, Kurt
So this morning there was brief pseudo-panic when it appeared Chris Colfer has been fired from Glee.Wut? RT @chriscolfer Due to personal issues, I have been let go from the cast of GLEE. Explanations...
View ArticleMy Weekend Independence
Happy birthday, America! Isn’t it fun how we still celebrate our breakup from England all these years later. In honor of the U.S. of A.’s birthday, let’s get crazy up in here. I’ve been jamming out to...
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