Clik here to view.
My Weekend Crush
First, they gave her a stutter. And made her shy. Then they said her stutter was fake. Then they made her goth…ish. Then they largely ignored her. Then they put her with the other Asian. Then they kept...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Closer to you
Is to so gay, too gay or just gay enough to post the new Tegan and Sara video on a Monday morning? Fuck it. You know why? Because it’s fabulous. The first time I heard this song I thought, oh, that’s...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Naya night
In lieu of watching the upcoming episode of “Glee” – which to date I have received approximately 5 million emails and tweets about already because of the preview featuring that Brittany/Sam kiss – I...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Help, I'm alive
OK, I admit it. I am pretty damn excited about the return of "Girls." Like super excited. Like super duper excited. Like eat cake on the beach at Coney Island excited. But with return subway fare and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Sleeping Warrior awakens
This may be sacrilege, but I am going to discuss another ship on Gayzzoli day. Look, it's a big ocean. Plenty of room for all the ships. And sometimes they might even bump in the night. So, I'm finally...
View ArticleClik here to view.
My Weekend Crush
I was going to write about "Glee" today. And I still plan to, oh yes, I still plan to. Because that, that was uncalled for. But instead I felt like writing about something nice today. And, clearly, it...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Not Grumpy, Just Monday
Please pardon the lack of a post this fine Monday. Moving was happening, which means writing was not. Please allow Grumpy Cat to turn that (internal) frown upside down. The external one is up to you.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Dumb ways to blog
Right, so once you hear this song you will not be able to stop humming it for about a month. And, it is also somewhat apropos, because I have unfortunately discovered that my own dumb way to die is to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Retta rolls
Funny, pointed and a reminder that if you aren't watching "Parks & Recreation" this season, you are missing the incomparable, classical-music loving Retta. And also some damn fine television.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Power of two
Well would you look at that. "Glee" doesn't ruin every lesbian thing it touches after all. "The Glee Project" contestant Dani Shay and Ali Stroker announced their relationship via a love song, or make...
View ArticleClik here to view.
My Weekend Crushes
The Golden Globes and their nominations are, by and large, a joke. (No "Parks & Rec" and no "Mad Men?") But this year's hosts are pure, 100 percent golden. Happy weekend, all.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Vacation Vixens: Meryl & Hillary
Right, so after a week of weak-ass blogs, I am now going to leave you for a week of vacation. I know, I know. Bad blogger, bad. So I will kick off my week of Vacation Vixens with two awesome women who...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Vacation Vixens: Lena & Piper
Along with the requisite viewing of "Love Actually" each Christmas season, there is a requisite watching of "Imagine Me & You." Because nothing says happy holidays like screaming about wankers and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Vacation Vixens: Anna & Zoie
Can I wait for the new season of "Lost Girl?" No, I cannot. Doccubus now, Doccubus forever.
View ArticleVacation Vixens: Naya & Jumpsuit
I can't stop staring at those two, shiny, bouncing, glorious…cellos. Yeah, cellos. Definitely not the contents of that skin-tight black peekaboo jumpsuit. Just cellos. Or something.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Vacation Vixens: Helen & Jessica
Helen Mirren can get it. And is about to get it from Jessica Biel. If you want something, grab it.
View ArticleVacation Contemplation
Before all the merry, a moment to reflect on what we want as a nation. We want twenty children, all children, to be able to wake up Christmas morning safe in their beds. Let's demand a plan.
View ArticleAll I want is you, kittens
May the spirit of the season wash over you to the joyous strains of tiny toy instruments. Merry Christmas and happy whatever you celebrate.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Vacation Vixens: Julie & Jaime
Last day of vacation. But in my mind, I'm going to pretend I'm the lucky bastard at the end of this pool and it is the first day of vacation instead.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Subtext of the season
How these two aren't actually dating each other on this show when they stare at each other like this is one of the great mysteries of the universe. Also, why a show would air its season finale on...
View Article