The Aubrey & Patti Show
If you’ve ever wanted to hear Aubrey Plaza and Patti LuPone scream “Fuck off bitch!” at each other while eating hot wings, fuck yeah do I have the show for you. Now, you may never have thought you...
View ArticleTiny (Lethal) Dancer
So, admittedly, there’s nothing particularly gay about the new trailer for “Ballerina,” the John Wick universe spinoff. Plus after watching Keanu summarily dispatch hordes of nameless suit-wearing...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Sometimes it’s funny to remember when Angelina Jolie was seen as the untameable wild child of Hollywood. She of the razor-sharp cheekbones and pillowtop lips, with the blood vials and the brother...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Don't Cry Edition
While there’s nothing explicitly gay about Patti LuPone’s performance of “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” at the 1989 Tony Awards, clearly if you know anything about Patti or “Evita” or “Broadway” at all...
View ArticleWherefore Art Thou, Agathario
Agathario is canon, y’all! You can’t watch what happened in last week’s episode of “Agatha All Along” and not acknowledge that Kathryn Hahn’s Agatha and Aubrey Plaza’s Rio had a past romantic...
View ArticleEdie Does it
Middle-aged sapphic shenanigans starring Edie Falco and Sepideh Moafi? Yes, please. I’ll even endure Michael Rapaport as a potential romantic foil. I don’t know much about “I’ll Be Right There” other...
View ArticleInto the Lesbian Woods
Dear Kate McKinnon, How do I get your life? Move to the woods? Build cabinets? Write a dang book? Dream of single-sex utopia existence? Like, watching Kate talk about her crush on the local...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Add another to the files of, “Oh, I didn’t realize. But, yeah, that makes sense.” Chloë Grace Moretz has been quietly (or not so quietly, I don’t follow her directly) living her best gay life for the...
View ArticleMusic Monday: AMSR by Agatha
Admittedly, I’m not sure if ASMR counts as music. But, it is something people listen to so there’s that. Since Marvel is now fully leaning into Agathartio, I thought you might enjoy a little Agatha...
View ArticleTank Top Tuesday
Look, it may well be full-on October and fall and spooky season and whatnot. But that doesn’t mean we can’t give tank tops one last nostalgic hurrah for the year. Especially if those tank tops are...
View ArticleWalking With a Ghost Hacker/Stalker
Uh, how fucked up is this? Remember when I said Tegan & Sara were part of a documentary that chronicles their years-long ordeal with a stalker/hacker who catfished their fans and generally made...
View ArticleAll Matlocked In
It’s morning everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining and the TV is clean! I mean, the TV is ready for the next episode of the new “Matlock!” With apologies to Finding Nemo, boy, did they make us...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Lest we forget, Republicans continue to bash trans people this election season in an increasingly desperate attempt to scare voters. Oogity,-boogity, the scary Trans Police will sex change your child...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Good Luck, Straight Babes
Straight gals sure love “Good Luck, Babe!” don’t they? Like I love Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert fangirling over Chappell Roan’s CompHet anthem. Because while these very straight ladies are...
View ArticlePolitical Rumours
With two weeks until probably the most consequential election of our lifetimes (so far, alas), how about a little political humor? Not really in the mood? Well, what if I told you the political humor...
View ArticleWe Are the Champions
You know me, I’m not much for the sportsball. But if it’s women’s sportsball, well, you know that’s entirely different. I’ve gotten into the WNBA this season and very much enjoyed the playoffs and...
View ArticleRocky Lady Picture Show
I really have to scrape the 90s memory banks to remember Christy Martin. I vaguely recall her being a trailblazing boxing star, and her pioneering Sports Illustrated cover definitely rings some bells....
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Does anyone have fame figured out more than Elvira Mistress of the Dark/Cassandra Peterson? She is a full-on iconic character. Beloved! Idolized! Instantly recognizable! Then when she takes off the wig...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Joni Jams
Joni Mitchell never lies pic.twitter.com/iLwDq0SS1Z— ChadGPT (@Chaddomatic) October 20, 2024 Well, if Joni says it, it has got to be true. I love how much love Joni Mitchell has been receiving on her...
View ArticleMy Vote, Your Vote, Our Vote
The older I get, the clearer I get about voting. Mind you, I have always voted. I even got to vote before I turned 18, because I was going to be out of the country on election day on my school foreign...
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