Blue is the Gayest Color
I initially clicked on this trailer because the name and image reminded me of “The Legend of Billie Jean,” which came out just a few years before the time this movie was set. I don’t know about you,...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
When I tell you the strange little noise I made in the back of my throat when I first read this news last week. Like, admittedly, the movies weren’t that great. But we certainly watched them all...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Miley Edition
I am working my way up to adding more righteous, fiery breakup songs to my playlist. And you’d better believe Miley’s “Flower” will be on there. Miley is one of those rare artists I’ve started to like...
View ArticleHave Yourself A Very Harley Valentine’s
Well, shit. It’s a week until Valentine’s Day. Though, knowing I don’t have to buy or do anything or even leave the house at all on that day is at least comforting. And in two days I’ll be able to...
View ArticleSister Act
In my effort to get excited about things coming up in 2023, I’ve watched a lot of trailers (see: yesterday) and this one for the new genre-crossing film “Polite Society” I think has me most excited....
View ArticleThe Ballad of Bill & Frank
When I tell you that I did not expect the show about a mutant mushroom zombie apocalypse to include some of the most sensitive and heartfelt queer storytelling currently on television, I am so not...
View ArticleMy Weekend (Sportsball) Crush
Well, it’s a big sportsball weekend here in the States. As patriotic, red-blooded Americans it is our duty to watch large men in tight pants run into each other over and over again. Or, you know, eat...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Tori Time
Peak TV has given us a Kate Bush Renaissance (thanks, Strangers Things). And a Linda Ronstadt moment (still crying about that, The Last of Us). How about a Tori Amos Revival? Specifically Tori Amos...
View ArticleHappy Anna Howard Shaw Day
Happy Galentine’ Day, kittens. Alternately, Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to us all. I would also like My Fake TV/Movie Wife to know I am recenty single. Just saying.
View ArticleThat Girl is Super
Dammit, dammit, dammit. I am going to have to find a way to watch stupid “The Flash” movie after all. Not for that abusive POS Ezra Miller (who, oh goodie, we get double of in the movie). But for...
View ArticleX-cellent Ladies
I guess this is the week I write about trailers for movies I’m not actually that excited to watch but will have to begrudgingly watch because of HOT WOMEN. Truly, I am really that simple. Anyway, I’ve...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Yes, I know my Fake TV/Movies Wife and her best friend are going out on tour together. The little sound I made when I first read the headline, well, it wasn’t that little. But then when I read the...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Pink for President
Gosh, I just enjoy Pink and Kelly Clarkson and why not enjoy them together. Pink has a new album coming out this month while continuing to be awesome and rock that alternative lifestyle haircut. Also,...
View ArticleQueering of the Pink Ladies
I spy, with my little lesbian eye — a queer Pink Lady? So, I hasn’t given much thought to the new Paramount+ Grease spinoff “Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies.” Like, yeah, we all basically have OK...
View ArticleRay of Hope
I’ve been an Indigo Girl gal since, well, since I was a girl. And I have the (quite literal) receipts to prove it. I’ve reveled in the harmonic miracle of the combined voices of Amy Ray and Emily...
View ArticleSinead the Outlander
One of the things I’ve kicked myself a bit for recently is getting rid of my Showtime subscription before I remembered to watch their Sinead O’Connor documentary. But I was rather pleased to see that...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
Sarah Polley was a very good actress who was probably too smart to stay an actress and now is largely writer and director of equally smart things who wears incredibly relatable pantsuits to major award...
View ArticleMusic Monday: As Ani Says
Well, this weekend my ex told me she had starting seeing someone. And while this news is only to be expected, given the circumstances, it’s still hard. Hard, but also clarifying. Anyway, here’s...
View ArticleGood Night, Detective
I wish HBO Max would hurry up and release the trailer for “True Detective: Night Country” — and also finally release the release date while they are at it. Jodie Foster returns to TV as the star of the...
View ArticleInside of You Are Two Rachels
Double the Rachel Weiszes? As queer evil genius gynecologist twins? Who perform twisted experiments, swap lovers and generally do crazy/sexy/really messed up shit? Obviously, yes. Double the yes....
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