You Can Bette On It
How late is too late to fire up the Lesbian Bat Signal? Yeah, I know I’m behind. To put it in the predominant sports vernacular of our times, I was deep in my Covid protocols when this Very Important...
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Totally Jacked
Yes, again, I know I am behind on Very Important Lesbian News. But I was busy participating too personally in this pandemic. But after a long, long, stupidly long two-and-a-hal year drought we’re...
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My Weekend Olympic Crush
So, obviously, there aren’t a ton of tank top-clad athletes in the Winter Olympics. But it’s not like there aren’t any tank top opportunities. Ahem. Also if you’ve got a thing for winter jackets, ski...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Ms. Jackson Cause You’re Nasty
Honestly, if we were Rhythm Nation instead of a Late Stage Capitalism Nation things would be so much better. Plus these outfits already appeal to our not-so secret authoritarian tendencies. Sure, you...
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FLOTUS Like a Butterfly
While yesterday was all about a bunch of dead white guys, today is a celebration of the First Ladies of the United States. And what wondrous ladies, indeed. The new Showtime anthology series “The First...
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Level Playing
Know your worth. True in everyday life. True in elite sports. The U.S. Women’s National Team has been fighting the U.S. Soccer Federation for six years because they know their worth. And yesterday,...
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Protect Trans Kids. That's All
There’s a common misconception that humanity comes together in a crisis. Sure, some of us come together. And sometimes we collectively work toward the greater good. But in truth, crises just reveal who...
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My Weekend Contemplation
I know the Olympics are over and the history books have closed on another chapter of human excellence. But the Beijing Winter Olympics will also forever know for human cruelty and ineptitude. I’m still...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Tina & Cher
Don’t you love it when two great things come together. The metaphorical chocolate and peanut butter of musical icons Cher and Tina Turner have had a few memorable collaborations. But it’s sure hard to...
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In a Barbie World
Dammit, I’m going to have to watch the damn Barbie movie now, aren’t I? Kate McKinnon is joining the new movie about the world’s most famous plastic doll. But she’s not playing Barbie, instead perhaps...
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Back to Dollywood
It’s been a whole pandemic and then some since we last saw Natasha Lyonne die many, many (many, many, manymanymany) horrible deaths only to awaken alive back where she started. Back in 2019, if you can...
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Gender Fuck Thursday: A Cate Who Can Do Both
So you know that meme, “Get you a man who can do both?” Well, as as a Professional Lesbian I’m not so into the “man” part. But the “do both” part? Yeah, we can do both. And if we’re Cate Blanchett, we...
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My Weekend Crush (Ultimatum)
Well, I did not have Eve turning to Jesus on my bingo card, but here we are. I don’t know if I’d call that start to the final season of “Killing Eve” auspicious. Instead the show has pulled off quite...
View ArticleMusic Monday
No war. Stand with Ukraine. Fuck Putin. And, again, no war. Happy Monday, kittens.
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Free the Other Brittney
This news is about as “Oh shit” as it can get. WNBA player, seven-time All-Star, two-time Olympic gold medalist and the first league draft pick (at No. 1 no less) to enter while out, Brittney Griner is...
View ArticleWe Say Gay
In case you hadn’t noticed, Republicans are aggressively trying to roll back the clock on LGBTQ+ rights. How aggressively? Well with Texas making every trans family into child abusers and Florida’s...
View ArticleGender Fuck Thursday: Forever Julie
Some Thursdays you just need to watch Julie Andrews sing to you in a tuxedo. 10/10, no notes. Wait, one note — this year marks the 40th anniversary of “Victor/Victoria,” so how about a reboot starring...
View ArticleMy Weekend Crush
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View ArticleMusic Monday: Less Problematic Balloons Edition
Well, shit. I didn’t realize Nena was a Covid Truther and anti-vaxxer. And praising Putin? Well, like I was saying, shit. So, here’s a much less problematic version of Luftballons via Kelly “I Can Sing...
View ArticleGo to School
Time to go back to school. I recently binged all the available episodes of the first season of Abbott Elementary, a new ABC comedy (that’s streaming on Hulu) based on a perpetually underfunded...
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