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Vacation Vixen: Gunpowder Milkshake
As promised, I watched “Gunpowder Milkshake” basically as soon as it came out. And while it has flaws and isn’t a perfect movie, I did greatly enjoy it’s moxie and matriarchal assassin society. Plus,...
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Vacation Vixen: Happiest Season
Fuck, it’s September already? That means in like a month – if that – we’ll start seeing Christmas and holiday junk in the stores. And then another year will have passed. And then time and its...
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Vacation Vixen: Sandra Oh
Nothing like a little vintage Sandra Oh to start your day. I’m guessing this is late 90s, early 2000s. Also, where can I get this shirt? Seriously, I am asking for a friend and that friend is me. Also,...
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Vacation Vixen: Pre-L (205) Lobsters, Too
Now who could that be knocking on Shane’s door?
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Vacation Vixen: Tessa Thompson
Tessa Thompson in this suit makes me feel things on a Monday morning. I hope they make you feel things, too. Happy Monday, kittens.
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Vacation Vixen: Padma Lakshmi
Technically I’m back today. Technically. But we all could use an extra day/Padma Lakshmi. Right? Right.
View ArticleSt. Queer Lady Drama
And, we’re back. So what better way to return than with some messy, trippy, funny, sexy queer gal drama? The new film “The Nowhere Inn” is part concert documentary, part satirical autobiography, part...
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The Happy Queer Couple
Look, I know this is basically old news. But I was on vacation. So congratulations Jacqueline Toboni for proposing (and getting a yes) from Kassandra Clementi! Mazel, queer ladies, mazel. And also I...
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Pre-L: Love Shack (206)
If the title doesn’t give it away, this is the episode some of this season’s long-telegraphed couples finally come into focus – some into very, very close focus indeed. (Sex, kittens, I’m talking about...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Doja Cat (& That Chime) Edition
If you’re A Gay and been on TikTok this year, you probably have an instinctual Pavlovian response to that little chime sound. You know the one, the singular chime in Doja Cat’s “Kiss Me More” featuring...
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Tank Top Tuesday: Brie Edition
As we continue through this seemingly endless pandemic (thanks, unvaccinated people — I just love being held hostage by the most willfully ignorant and maliciously antagonistic people in society), may...
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Corky Was Here
If you didn’t think “The Matrix” movies were cool in the early 2000s you’re probably lying. And if you didn’t have an enduring crush on Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity you’re definitely lying. We all did,...
View ArticleLet ‘Em Fly
View this post on InstagramA post shared by Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood)I’m a longtime Evan Rachel Wood fan. Like, “Thirteen” is still a legit great movie. And I’m old enough to fondly remember...
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Pre-L: Light (207)
Well, well, well. Has the hook-up carousel from last week stopped yet? Nope, I can still hear the music. So buckle up and let’s see where the musical chairs stop this week. Hint: If you’re betting on...
View ArticleMusic Monday: Normani & Teyana Edition
Yes, admittedly, I have to Google most of the people who perform/attend the MTV Video Music Awards these days. As an official Old, I just accept this as the natural order. So, obviously, I had to...
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Tank Top Tuesday: Old Guard Edition III
So, yeah, it has been a chaotic week so I am late. But I recently found some new promo gifs for “The Old Guard,” particulary Charlize Theron/Andromache with her labrys. And, well, labryses are hot...
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The Last Picture Show
OK, yes, so it’s one of those kind of weeks. But, good news, they’ve released new promo photos from “The L Word: Generation Q” season finale. And, as you can see, looks like we’re finally gonna get...
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Pre-L: Launch Party (208)
As we rapidly approach the end of the second season of “The L Word: Generation Q,” the nesting instinct is strong with these ones. It’s like we stumbled onto Lesbian Couples TikTok or something up in...
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My Weekend Crush
She may be the Mistress of the Dark, but Elvira is now also officially a member of Team Rainbow. If you spent time in front of your television late-night during the 80s or 90s you no doubt encountered...
View ArticleMusic Monday: MUNA Edition
Full confession, as much as the VMAs keep making me feel like An Old, indie music also keeps showing my age. Before their release of “Silk Chiffon” earlier this month, I’d never heard of MUNA. Like,...
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