Orange Is the New Dance Party

So while you’re circling April 12 on your calendar, go ahead and keep that big red pen out and put another circle around June 12. That day is National Lesbian Call-In-Sick Day because that day is the return of “Orange Is the New Black.” I’m not lying, I took a vacation day last year and I put in for another one this year. This is SERIOUS LESBIAN BUSINESS (also bisexual, trans and straight people business – because inclusion matters and all that good jelly). Anyway, in honor of the announcement of the Season 3 return date, as well as the announcement that Jason Biggs’ Larry– UGH, LARRY – will not be a part of Season 3, please enjoy an OITNB dance party. I know I did.