Um, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? Did you know her hot masc daughter did a super hot ad campaign for some underwear/fashion brand I’ve never heard of before but, and I cannot emphasize this enough, is ridiculously hot? Look, I’m a perimenopausal woman, you can’t just drop insane thirst traps like this on me. I’m likely to overheat. I am actively overheating. Which, honesty, is the one time a hot flash is fine. Also did I flip this photo below to the proper orientation because have I mentioned I am perimenopausal and twisting my neck can be problematic. Yeah, that’s why.
Also, whatever this brand is (I know, it’s
Kallmeyer), lesbians everywhere thank you for making both underwear, denim
and suits. Like, wait, is this like Lesbian Calvin Klein? Which is almost redundant to say because, hello, every lesbian owns
that one Calvin sports bra.
Anyway, 33-year-old Louisa Jacobson (Meryl’s youngest child and a star on “The Gilded Age”),
came out last Pride via Instagram in
a post with her girlfriend. I know, I know – now you are disappointed. But we can still look on respectfully. Hey, I said
respectfully. Well, good luck with that. Happy Hump Day, indeed.
p.s. I think Fruit of Meryl’s Loom should be a queer band name. Just putting that out there for free, universe.
