Well, well, will you look at Christen Press and Tobin Heath on the red carpet, AGAIN. Twice in a row means it’s indisputable, right? I believe, to even the most obtuse straight onlooker, coming to the Espys awards in back-to-back years while holding pinkies on the red carpet means they’re officially official, right? Like, this makes holding pinkies on the red carpet the new Time magazine cover, right?
Look, I know that this is rather ancient news to the Preath diehards (also, please don’t come after me for not knowing their exact relationship timeline, I am just a casual yet appreciative observer of their apparent love). And I know they
have posted plenty of coupley stuff before and after. But I truly think we can probably put every last questions of their status and public acknowledgement of such to rest if we all just direct our attention to Tobin’s shoes. Wearing sport slides to a sports awards show red carpet while holding pinkies with your longtime girlfriend? Yeah, it doesn’t get more lesbian than that. We will not discuss the white socks. We will not.
