Look, I’m not necessarily proud of this. But Maya Hawke is, indeed very legal at age 24. She is, of course, wayyy to young for An Old like me. But I can also, respectfully, appreciate the genius of genetics. Like, does it feel weird that I used to think both her parents were hot back in the day? Yes, yes of course it does. But Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke were/are ostensibly very hot human people who are good in the face and talent departments. So it only stands to reason that their offspring might be a worthy chip off that familial block. I’m no nepotism baby apologist. But, uh, I can understand why The Youths might consider Maya a worthy crush object. Again, respectfully. Oh, and nice tank top. I am nothing if not on theme. Respectfully. Ahem.
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