*clears throat*
*rips shirt*
*musters best Stanley Kowalski energy*
TINA! TINAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Well, now, that was unexpected. And, now I see why they didn’t release last weekend’s screeners. I must say, so far “The L Word: Generation Q” has walked a tricky line between providing fan service and advancing these character’s storylines pretty darn well.
And I must also admit that my little gay heart defintely skipped a beat when Tina Kennard showed up on Bette’s doorstep right when she needed her most. And, I will further admit that that same heart filled white Tibette shipper love seeing Bette and Tina and Angie all snuggled in bed together.
Dammit, nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
But now, onward. With just two episodes left we shall see how everything shakes out. Though, speaking of news that’s good for one’s heart, it is especially great news to hear that TLW:GQ got picked up for an even longer 10-episode second season. More gay ladies being gay together, making good gay decisions, making bad gay decisions and generally just living their super duper gay lives on television is pretty much always a good thing. 
And with that, onto the Pre-L. Can you believe there is only more after this? Yep, just one more. 
1) Gonna wash those wedding doubts right outta your hair.
2) Sobbing in the hallway outside a hospital room? Dude, too soon. TOO SOON.
3) For the last time, I’m sorry about that whole tractor/sign fiasco. 
4) The first time Shane has ever been confused by female sexual organs.
5) When you realize you’re in a thrupple with your current girlfriend’s ex-wife.
6) More reasons to not trust your parents with smartphones.
7) Look, if this whole mayor thing doesn’t work out, Bette could still star in her own cooking show called “Porter’s House.”
8) Isn’t it pretty to think so?
9) Further proof lesbians have no idea how to sit in chairs.
10) Do you think Jennifer will like my tribute to “Flashdance?”
11) Not the ex-wives I was hoping to find in bed, but whatever.
12) Do either of you still have Tasha’s number?
13) Come on, did Dawn Denbo write this campaign ad?
14) Of course Alpha Bette & Alpha Bette Jr. drink their whisky neat. Of course.
15) Big kiss off to you!