Happy Halloween, kittens! May your bags be overflowing with candy, but probably the metaphorical kind because I’m assuming you’re all a little long in the tooth to be trick-or-treating. Not a criticism, just knowing my target demographic. Speaking of target demographic, who wants to see some photos of USWNT star Kelley O'Hara and her lady friend dressed up for Halloween? Because, let me tell you, that’s so much better than even a full-sized Snicker bar. 
Kelley and who I think we’re pretty damn safe to assume is her girlfriend stepped out together for a Halloween party over the weekend dressed as - wait for it - Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes as Romeo + Juliet. And can I say they hit the look out of the (soccer) ballpark. Everything, everything was there: the unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, the high-water jeans, the greasy Leo hair, the facial cut, the arm bandage, the necklace in the unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and her angel wings. 
And the caption to her Instagram Stories post? “Love is tragic, y’all.” Everyone, put away your couples costume - Kelley and her Juliet win this year.