Um, Canada, have you been holding out? I checked my local listings and “Pure,” “WGN America” and “Detective Krochak” are not a thing on my American telelvision set. So what’s up? Are you hoarding all the Zoie Palmer to yourselves up there? Granted, you just won our National Basketball Association Championship. I get it, You The North and all. But it really isn’t neighborly to not share.
p.s. We’re really, really sorry aboot our president, too.
